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The Bavarian Brainrot Shop — Launching Soon

Six SKUs in development. The full store opens in stages. Sign up below to be notified the day each item drops.

‘I READ THE COMP PLAN’ T-Shirt

$26

Cotton-poly blend, sizes XS–XXL

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‘Helen’s Newspaper of Record’ Mug

$18

11 oz ceramic, dishwasher-safe

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‘Lederhosen With Press Pass’ Tee

$28

Heavyweight cotton, sizes S–XXL

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‘Front Page’ Framed Newspaper-Clipping Print

$48

11x17, archival paper, black wood frame

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Glockenspiel Enamel Pin

$12

Hard enamel, gold plating, butterfly back

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‘I Survived The Heidi Motel Windmill’ Sticker Pack

$8

Six waterproof vinyl stickers

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‘I READ THE COMP PLAN’ T-Shirt

‘Helen’s Newspaper of Record’ Mug

‘Lederhosen With Press Pass’ Tee

‘Front Page’ Framed Newspaper-Clipping Print

Glockenspiel Enamel Pin

‘I Survived The Heidi Motel Windmill’ Sticker Pack

Be First In Line