Connor McAllister files the Helen Police Department weekly call log every Tuesday. The Department’s standing public-records release is available at the City of Helen website.
Patrol Officer Dennis Vega, of the Helen Police Department, at 10:47 a.m. Tuesday issued himself Helen PD Civil Citation No. 2026-PKG-01402 for an expired downtown meter in front of Hofer's of Helen. Officer Vega paid the $35 fine in cash from his wallet at 10:51 a.m., four minutes after issuance. The blotter item, as transcribed from the Helen PD weekly log, is as follows.
The Helen Police Department, on Tuesday morning, issued a civil citation to Kenneth P. Laferty, 39, of Cumming, Georgia, under City Code 46-22, the downtown-core container-size ordinance. Mr. Laferty was carrying a 36-ounce insulated Yeti water bottle. City Code 46-22 sets the container limit at 32 ounces. Mr. Laferty, when cited, described the overage as 'a rounding error.' The citing officer, when asked whether a rounding error was a defense under 46-22, declined to characterize 46-22's rounding-error provisions.
The Department’s 47 calls between Sunday morning and Saturday evening included thirteen goose-related incidents, four lederhosen-adjacent property-crime reports, two stolen funnel cakes, and one bear that was, eventually, asked to leave.
The Department's 43 calls between Sunday, February 8, and Saturday, February 14, included eleven goose-related incidents, two accordion-related dispatches, one bear in a souvenir-shop doorway, one set of missing Lederhosen from a Bruckenstrasse outdoor display rack, and one abandoned windmill component on a public right-of-way.
The Helen Police Department's standard weekly blotter, covering the period Friday, January 2, 2026 through Thursday, January 8, 2026, documents eleven calls for service. Two resulted in verbal warnings (one to a dog, with a summary of the warning language given to the dog's owner), one resulted in a parking citation (issued to a pothole, per the department's active Pothole Politics adjacency initiative), and none resulted in an arrest. The goose, absent from the department's blotter throughout December 2025, re-appeared in the logs on Tuesday, January 6. The department's response was an exchange of nods.
