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Asteroid 2025 MN45 Spins Every 1.88 Minutes. The Glockenspiel's Second Hand, Per A Retired Horologist, Has Been 'Trying To Do The Same' Since Tuesday.

On Wednesday, January 7, 2026, astronomers using data from the Vera C. Rubin Observatory announced that asteroid 2025 MN45 — a 550-meter-diameter near-Earth rock — is the fastest-spinning known asteroid over half a kilometer in diameter, completing one full rotation every 1.88 minutes. The announcement was widely reported. Mr. Wilhelm Kreitz, 71, proprietor of Heinrich's Cuckoo Emporium, Helen, and a retired certified horologist (WOSTEP 1976), has submitted to this publication a 42-second iPhone video dated January 6 in which, per his own annotation, the second hand of the Helen Downtown Glockenspiel 'appears to exhibit harmonic pull' toward the asteroid's rotational period.

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A still frame from Mr. Wilhelm Kreitz's January 6 iPhone video, approximately 11 seconds in. The Glockenspiel's second hand is visible in the upper-right quadrant. Per Mr. Kreitz, its position at this moment is approximately 2.3 degrees ahead of the position a correctly calibrated second hand should occupy at the video's time stamp. The author of this piece, Dr. Wilhelm Brüning, is Mr. Kreitz's cousin by marriage. (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Dr. Wilhelm Brüning, from footage provided by W. Kreitz)

On Wednesday, January 7, 2026, at 11:00 a.m. Eastern, the NSF's Vera C. Rubin Observatory, operating at Cerro Pachón in Chile, issued a press release announcing that asteroid 2025 MN45 — discovered in the Observatory's early commissioning survey in September 2025 — has the fastest rotation period of any known asteroid greater than 0.5 kilometers in diameter, completing one full rotation on its axis every 1.88 minutes. The asteroid, measuring approximately 550 meters across, is a stony body on a near-Earth orbit. The release notes that the rotation period is sufficiently fast that 2025 MN45 should, in conventional asteroid-physics models, be structurally unstable; it is not.

I am obliged to note, in the interest of my own editorial conflict disclosure, that the principal source of this article is my cousin by marriage, Mr. Wilhelm Kreitz, 71, proprietor of Heinrich's Cuckoo Emporium at 1204 Bruckenstrasse in downtown Helen. I am not a horologist. Mr. Kreitz is. He is a certified graduate of the Watchmaker Ongoing Support and Training Employment Program (WOSTEP), Class of 1976. He has, since, worked as an independent watchmaker in Helen for 48 years.

The video

On the evening of Tuesday, January 6 — the night before the Rubin Observatory's announcement, a fact Mr. Kreitz emphasizes — Mr. Kreitz recorded, on his iPhone, a 42-second video of the Helen Downtown Glockenspiel from a position on the sidewalk at the southeast corner of Bruckenstrasse and Main Street, approximately 44 feet from the Glockenspiel's face.

The video, which he has provided to this publication, shows the Glockenspiel's seconds display over the specified interval. Per Mr. Kreitz's own annotation, which he has also provided, the second hand is, at multiple points in the video, "approximately 2.3 to 2.7 degrees ahead" of the position a properly calibrated 60-second second hand should occupy at the video's time stamps.

The video itself has, to a non-horologist eye, no obvious anomaly. The hand moves smoothly. It appears to tick at one-second intervals. It does not, to my eye, exhibit "harmonic pull."

Mr. Kreitz insists that it does.

The theory

Mr. Kreitz's theory, which he stated to me at length Wednesday afternoon at his shop, is that "a sufficiently concentrated angular momentum in the near-Earth environment" — by which he means a sufficiently fast-rotating asteroid — "exerts a harmonic field observable in the sensitive regulators of sensitive clocks." The Glockenspiel's escapement mechanism is, per Mr. Kreitz, "among the most sensitive in the Helen metropolitan area." The Glockenspiel therefore, per Mr. Kreitz, detected the asteroid's rotation the day before the Rubin Observatory's announcement.

I asked Mr. Kreitz, as tactfully as I could, whether any peer-reviewed horological or physics literature supported this mechanism. Mr. Kreitz said that it did not.

I asked whether he believed the effect was, nevertheless, real.

Mr. Kreitz said he believed it was.

The verification

I have, as this publication's cultural-affairs correspondent and as a man of reasonable skepticism, attempted to verify Mr. Kreitz's claim independently. I have, since Wednesday evening, stood for approximately two hours at the same sidewalk corner, at various times, and watched the Glockenspiel's second hand. I have also, as a control, stood at the base of the Helen Welcome Center's wall clock (a standard battery-operated Lux quartz model) and watched that clock's second hand.

The Glockenspiel's second hand does, to my practiced eye, appear to occasionally "hitch" — to advance, during certain seconds, by an amount that appears slightly greater than one full second-division on the dial. The Welcome Center's quartz clock does not.

This is not proof of anything. It may be an artifact of the Glockenspiel's age, its 1977 brass escapement, the Tuesday-afternoon north wind, or my own astigmatism.

It is, nevertheless, what I observed.

Disposition

The Rubin Observatory's announcement, I should note, specified that 2025 MN45 does not pose an Earth impact risk. Its closest approach to Earth, per the Minor Planet Center, is projected for April 2027 at a distance of approximately 12 million kilometers.

At that distance, per any orthodox physical model I have been able to locate, the asteroid should exert no measurable mechanical effect on a brass escapement 44 feet across a sidewalk in Helen, Georgia.

Mr. Kreitz, informed of this, said: "We will see."

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