On Wednesday, January 7, 2026, at 11:00 a.m. Eastern, the NSF's Vera
C. Rubin Observatory, operating at Cerro Pachón in Chile, issued a
press release announcing that asteroid 2025 MN45 — discovered in the
Observatory's early commissioning survey in September 2025 — has the
fastest rotation period of any known asteroid greater than 0.5
kilometers in diameter, completing one full rotation on its axis every
1.88 minutes. The asteroid, measuring approximately 550 meters across,
is a stony body on a near-Earth orbit. The release notes that the
rotation period is sufficiently fast that 2025 MN45 should, in
conventional asteroid-physics models, be structurally unstable; it is
not.
I am obliged to note, in the interest of my own editorial conflict
disclosure, that the principal source of this article is my cousin by
marriage, Mr. Wilhelm Kreitz, 71, proprietor of Heinrich's Cuckoo
Emporium at 1204 Bruckenstrasse in downtown Helen. I am not a
horologist. Mr. Kreitz is. He is a certified graduate of the Watchmaker
Ongoing Support and Training Employment Program (WOSTEP), Class of
1976. He has, since, worked as an independent watchmaker in Helen for
48 years.
The video
On the evening of Tuesday, January 6 — the night before the Rubin
Observatory's announcement, a fact Mr. Kreitz emphasizes — Mr. Kreitz
recorded, on his iPhone, a 42-second video of the Helen Downtown
Glockenspiel from a position on the sidewalk at the southeast corner
of Bruckenstrasse and Main Street, approximately 44 feet from the
Glockenspiel's face.
The video, which he has provided to this publication, shows the
Glockenspiel's seconds display over the specified interval. Per Mr.
Kreitz's own annotation, which he has also provided, the second hand
is, at multiple points in the video, "approximately 2.3 to 2.7 degrees
ahead" of the position a properly calibrated 60-second second hand
should occupy at the video's time stamps.
The video itself has, to a non-horologist eye, no obvious anomaly. The
hand moves smoothly. It appears to tick at one-second intervals. It
does not, to my eye, exhibit "harmonic pull."
Mr. Kreitz insists that it does.
The theory
Mr. Kreitz's theory, which he stated to me at length Wednesday
afternoon at his shop, is that "a sufficiently concentrated angular
momentum in the near-Earth environment" — by which he means a
sufficiently fast-rotating asteroid — "exerts a harmonic field
observable in the sensitive regulators of sensitive clocks." The
Glockenspiel's escapement mechanism is, per Mr. Kreitz, "among the
most sensitive in the Helen metropolitan area." The Glockenspiel
therefore, per Mr. Kreitz, detected the asteroid's rotation the day
before the Rubin Observatory's announcement.
I asked Mr. Kreitz, as tactfully as I could, whether any peer-reviewed
horological or physics literature supported this mechanism. Mr. Kreitz
said that it did not.
I asked whether he believed the effect was, nevertheless, real.
Mr. Kreitz said he believed it was.
The verification
I have, as this publication's cultural-affairs correspondent and as a
man of reasonable skepticism, attempted to verify Mr. Kreitz's claim
independently. I have, since Wednesday evening, stood for approximately
two hours at the same sidewalk corner, at various times, and watched
the Glockenspiel's second hand. I have also, as a control, stood at
the base of the Helen Welcome Center's wall clock (a standard
battery-operated Lux quartz model) and watched that clock's second
hand.
The Glockenspiel's second hand does, to my practiced eye, appear to
occasionally "hitch" — to advance, during certain seconds, by an
amount that appears slightly greater than one full second-division
on the dial. The Welcome Center's quartz clock does not.
This is not proof of anything. It may be an artifact of the
Glockenspiel's age, its 1977 brass escapement, the Tuesday-afternoon
north wind, or my own astigmatism.
It is, nevertheless, what I observed.
Disposition
The Rubin Observatory's announcement, I should note, specified that
2025 MN45 does not pose an Earth impact risk. Its closest approach to
Earth, per the Minor Planet Center, is projected for April 2027 at a
distance of approximately 12 million kilometers.
At that distance, per any orthodox physical model I have been able to
locate, the asteroid should exert no measurable mechanical effect on a
brass escapement 44 feet across a sidewalk in Helen, Georgia.
Mr. Kreitz, informed of this, said: "We will see."
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