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Editorial: The Redistricting Of Missouri Has Been Tied, Per Credible Reporting, To The 1997 Children's Film 'Air Bud.' This Editorial Board Will Not Explain The Connection. We Submit That No One Should Have To.

The Missouri General Assembly's late-2025 mid-decade redistricting of the state's congressional map — a procedural action that has been, per the state's political press, approximately the most actively litigated regional political story of the prior sixty days — has, per credible national reporting, been tied in some substantive way to the 1997 Disney children's sports-comedy film 'Air Bud,' in which a golden retriever becomes a starting forward for a middle-school basketball team. This editorial board, having read the relevant coverage, concedes that the connection is verifiable and journalistically substantiated. We nevertheless decline to explain it.

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A 1997 VHS box of the Disney children's film 'Air Bud,' photographed Sunday morning on the editorial desk of this publication. The VHS, acquired by this board member at the Helen Public Library's decommissioned-media bin in 2019, has been watched exactly once in the period since. (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Edmund Crowe)

This editorial board is aware that the Missouri General Assembly's late-2025 mid-decade redistricting of the state's congressional map — a procedural action approved on party lines in December 2025 and currently the subject of at least three separate pending federal lawsuits — has, per extensive and credible reporting in the national political press, been tied to the 1997 Disney children's sports- comedy film Air Bud.

The connection is not, in the pejorative sense, tenuous. It has been reported on by the Washington Post, the Missouri Independent, and Politico. The reporting is sourced. The reporting has not been retracted. The connection exists. We concede it.

This editorial board has read the reporting.

We will not reproduce it.

Our reasoning

We decline, in this editorial, to explain the connection between a 1997 children's film about a basketball-playing golden retriever and the 2025 redistricting of Missouri's congressional map on three grounds:

  1. We are a local Helen, Georgia publication. Our jurisdiction — White County, the municipality of Helen, Sautee-Nacoochee Valley — is geographically contiguous with neither Missouri nor, to our knowledge, any filming location of Air Bud. The story is not, in any meaningful sense, a Helen story. Our readership did not subscribe for Missouri redistricting coverage. Our reporters have not been to St. Louis. Our editorial board has not been to St. Louis. We do not feel qualified to be, in our pages, the outlet that finally makes the Air Bud connection make sense to the Northeast Georgia reading public.

  • The connection, once explained, cannot be un-explained. We have, in the preparation of this editorial, read the reporting twice — once on the day of initial publication (December 27,

    1. and once in a second reading Saturday afternoon, January
    1. On each reading, we have understood the connection. On neither reading has the understanding been an improvement to our day. We are, by the end of the second reading, approximately three percent less hopeful about the country than we were at the beginning. We are a local paper. Our role is not to make our readers less hopeful.
  • Some things are better simply acknowledged. It is sometimes the case, in a functioning republic, that an observably true thing has occurred, and the most appropriate journalistic response is to note the observably true thing, trust the reader to pursue the details elsewhere if so inclined, and decline to provide further propagation. This is one of those cases. The reader who wishes to understand why a 1997 Disney sports-comedy is load-bearing to Missouri's 2026 congressional map has, from the Washington Post et al., ample access. The reader who prefers not to have to, is, in our view, entitled to that preference.

  • Our expected response

    We expect, in response to the editorial, to receive a number of communications from readers asking us to please just explain the connection.

    We will, in the aggregate, decline.

    The reader who has encountered the concept for the first time in these pages is, per this editorial board's informal Saturday afternoon canvassing of my wife Beatrice (who is, I remind you, neither in the newspaper business nor in politics), expected to look up the full story independently within approximately 40 minutes of finishing this editorial.

    You may, if you wish, use your own 40 minutes however you like.

    We recommend the forty minutes be spent on something else. The Chattahoochee at the Robertstown Road bridge is, per Friday's USGS gauge, flowing at 27 cfs. It is a clear, cold, pale-green river. It would welcome a walk.

    — Edmund Crowe, Editorial Page Editor

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