Tuesday’s 6–1 vote of the Cleveland City Council — nine items deep into a thirty-one-item agenda, after public comment had ended and most attendees had gone home — fractionally adjusted the city’s 2026 millage rate. Nobody noticed. We are reporting on it because somebody must.
The 14-month-old, identified in birth records only as ‘Cornelius,’ read a prepared statement before a small but attentive group of reporters and adoptive grandparents Saturday morning.
The Cleveland City Council's March 2 millage-rate adjustment — reported by Bavarian Brainrot as a 6-1 vote — was, per a clerk's recount completed Thursday and transmitted to the full council Friday morning, actually a 6-0 vote, because the seventh commissioner present was, at the time of the vote, asleep in his chair at the dais. The council has scheduled a re-vote for March 9.
The White County Historical Society's quarterly business meeting on Thursday evening produced one substantive vote — unanimous approval of an $8,400 contract for repairs to the slate roof of the Society's 1883 headquarters building on Hunt Street — and a set of certified minutes that represent, in the Bavarian Brainrot newsroom's experience, a departure from standard parliamentary-record practice.
Six Cleveland-area residents, photographed on the sidewalk outside BabyLand General Hospital on Underwood Street between 1:00 and 3:20 p.m. Saturday, share their views on whether the institution has drifted from its founding mission.
By Ramona "Romi" Fitzgerald · Feb 28, 2026 · 6 min
At 2:47 a.m. Eastern Standard Time on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 — eleven days after international media began extensively covering the reported new romantic relationship between Canadian former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and American recording artist Katy Perry — a silver 2025 Cadillac Escalade SUV with Ontario license plates pulled into the parking lot of the RaceTrac at 2040 South Main Street, Cleveland, White County, Georgia. The sole occupants, per the overnight clerk on duty, Ms. Pearl Hegman, 59, were Mr. Trudeau, 54, and Ms. Perry, 41. Neither wore a disguise. Ms. Hegman recognized both of them within approximately three seconds.
BabyLand General Hospital — the Cabbage Patch Doll attraction and adoption facility located at 300 NOK Drive in Cleveland, White County — has, per a written notice posted to the facility's front foyer Thursday, adjusted its January through March winter visiting hours from 10:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m. daily to 11:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. daily, citing an unusually elevated mother-patient census. The facility's Sunday census count, per the notice, reached 418 mother-patients in its visible-delivery wing, approximately 85% of the facility's published historical peak winter load. Dr. Licensed Patch Pediatrician Felmar Neander, the attending, has, per the notice, requested the public's patience.
