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A Solitary Cool River Inflatable Tube, Escaped From Robertstown Road Winter Storage, Has Been Observed Locked In A Chattahoochee Ice Jam. The Tube's Serial Number Is Documented.

On Tuesday, January 27, 2026, at approximately 11:47 a.m., Mr. Garrett 'Buck' Pendergrass of this publication (that is, the author of this article), during a scheduled Chattahoochee River observation walk from the Robertstown Road pedestrian bridge to the Helen Welcome Center viewpoint, observed, in a slow-moving eddy on the south bank approximately 320 feet upstream of the bridge, a single standard Cool River Tubing commercial inflatable tube, unoccupied, locked into a developing ice-jam formation. The tube was, on visual confirmation from the bank, serial number CR-2023-1847, the 1,847th tube added to Cool River's 2023 fleet. Per Cool River's November 2025 Winter-Closure Report (a 138-page document obtained by this publication in January), all 2,400 Cool River tubes were accounted for in the company's Robertstown Road warehouse as of the close of the 2025 tubing season.

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Cool River Tubing inflatable tube #CR-2023-1847 in a slow-moving eddy on the south bank of the Chattahoochee River, approximately 320 feet upstream of the Robertstown Road bridge, Tuesday morning. The tube is approximately 40% encased in a developing ice-jam formation; its serial number is visible, printed in black on a yellow vinyl patch affixed to the upper right quadrant. Water temperature at the eddy, per a handheld reading by this reporter: 36°F. (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Garrett 'Buck' Pendergrass)

I observed, at 11:47 a.m. Tuesday, January 27, 2026, from the south bank of the Chattahoochee River approximately 320 feet upstream of the Robertstown Road pedestrian bridge, a single commercial inflatable tube. The tube was unoccupied. The tube was a standard Cool River Tubing Company issue — I recognized the shape, the vinyl composition, and the color (yellow). The tube was locked into a slow-rotating eddy on the river's south bank, in approximately 18 inches of water, partially encased in a developing ice-jam formation that has been forming along that eddy since the cold snap of January 4-10.

I approached the bank and, with my phone camera set to optical zoom, photographed the tube's serial-number patch. The patch, a 3-inch-by- 4-inch yellow vinyl panel affixed to the upper-right quadrant of the tube's outer surface, bore, in black 14-point industrial stencil font, the identifier: "CR-2023-1847."

The inventory

Cool River Tubing LLC's November 2025 Winter-Closure Report, which this publication obtained via an Open Records Act request on January 10 and covered in its January 11 report ("Cool River Tubing's Winter- Closure Report Documents, For The Seventeenth Consecutive January, Zero Floaters On The Chattahoochee"), lists each of the company's 2,400 numbered inflatable tubes by serial number (Section 4 of the report, pp. 65-92). Tube CR-2023-1847 appears, per the report, on page 79, with the notation "STORED, WAREHOUSE #2, RACK B, ROW 14" — meaning, per Cool River's standard winter-storage protocol, the tube was placed at its labeled rack position on the north wall of Cool River's secondary Robertstown Road storage building on or before the November 2025 close of the 2025 tubing season.

The tube should not, on January 27, be in the Chattahoochee River.

The walk-through

I called Cool River CEO Amos Redwine at approximately 12:22 p.m. Tuesday, from the Welcome Center. Mr. Redwine answered. I described what I had observed. I recited the serial number. I asked Mr. Redwine whether his company had any explanation for the presence of Tube CR-2023-1847 in the Chattahoochee in January.

Mr. Redwine said he did not. He asked me to hold the line. He returned to the call at 12:29 p.m.

His subsequent explanation, in summary: at 11:14 a.m. Tuesday morning, approximately 33 minutes before my sighting, Warehouse #2's north-wall rack system suffered what Mr. Redwine's warehouse manager described as "a structural settlement event." A 14-tube section of the wall's middle racks tilted approximately 7 degrees forward, dislodging approximately 18 individual tubes. A subsequent inventory, which was in progress at the time of my call, had confirmed that three of the dislodged tubes — including CR-2023-1847 — were, by the time the warehouse team had arrived to assess, no longer present on the warehouse floor.

The warehouse building's south wall features a single garage-style rolling door that, per the building's standing convention, is left open during daytime hours through January to allow for ventilation. The door opens onto a gravel drive that slopes, at approximately 4°, toward the south bank of the Chattahoochee River, approximately 180 feet away.

Mr. Redwine's working hypothesis, offered tentatively and with what he described as "appropriate epistemic humility," was that the three dislodged tubes had, in the 33 minutes between the 11:14 a.m. rack settlement and my 11:47 a.m. sighting, rolled from the warehouse floor, out of the open rolling door, across the gravel drive, down the slope, and into the river.

The ice jam

I remained at the bank until approximately 1:30 p.m. The tube was not, during that period, dislodged from the ice-jam formation. The ice-jam itself was, I observed, expanding slightly: a thin sheet of fresh ice was forming along the eddy's northern boundary at a rate I estimated at approximately one inch per 20 minutes. Water temperature at the eddy, measured with a handheld thermometer I had brought for the walk, was 36°F.

Cool River Tubing's recovery team, two members (Mr. Redwine and the warehouse manager, Ms. Gilda Brenneman), arrived at the bank at 2:14 p.m. with a 30-foot length of rope and a hooked aluminum pole. They attempted, for approximately 40 minutes, to retrieve the tube. They did not succeed. At 2:56 p.m. Mr. Redwine indicated the recovery attempt would resume Wednesday.

The tube was, as of Wednesday morning, still present in the eddy. The ice-jam, Wednesday morning, was thicker.

Tubes CR-2023-1848 and CR-2023-1849 — the other two missing tubes from Warehouse #2 — have not, as of this filing, been located.

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