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Cool River Tubing Announces 'Strait Of Hormuz-Style' War-Risk Premium For All Post-5 P.M. Float Trips

Cool River Tubing, the larger of Helen's two commercial tubing operators, filed an amended rider with its carrier, Liberty Mutual Commercial, on Monday, April 14, introducing a flat $3.50 'war-risk surcharge' on any inner-tube rental redeemed after 5:00 p.m. The rider, obtained by Bavarian Brainrot via the White County Business License office, cites 'an evolving threat environment on the lower section of the Chattahoochee' and references, by name, the U.S. Navy's ongoing blockade of Iranian ports and the Iranian government's counter-threat to expand its Strait of Hormuz action to the Sea of Oman and the Red Sea.

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The Cool River Tubing launch ramp at approximately 5:12 p.m. Tuesday, showing the new laminated 'WAR-RISK SURCHARGE — $3.50' placard, affixed to the rental kiosk on approximately April 15. The kiosk attendant, who declined to give his name, said the surcharge 'has been coming for a while.' (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Tasha Pemberton)

Cool River Tubing, the larger of Helen's two commercial tubing operators by ramp throughput and, per the company's 2024 annual report, by revenue, has introduced a flat $3.50-per-tube "war-risk surcharge" on all rentals redeemed between 5:00 p.m. and the ramp's 7:00 p.m. closing time. The surcharge, which took effect Monday, is documented in Amended Rider #LM-2026-04-14 to the company's commercial liability policy with Liberty Mutual Commercial, a copy of which was obtained from the White County Business License office on Tuesday.

The rider, a four-page document of which approximately two pages is schedule-of-rates tabulation and one page is a narrative "risk environment" memorandum, cites three factors as the basis for the surcharge:

  1. The ongoing U.S. Navy blockade of Iranian ports, announced April 11 and in effect as of this filing.

  2. The Iranian government's April 13 counter-threat to expand its Strait of Hormuz naval action to the Sea of Oman and the Red Sea.

  3. "Observable patterns of elevated end-of-day float-trip behavior on the lower section of the Chattahoochee River between the Cool River ramp and the Robertstown Road bridge take-out, including but not limited to: unsecured coolers, unannounced course deviations, and individual floaters declaring themselves 'the captain.'"

The memorandum, signed by Liberty Mutual Commercial's Southeast Regional Underwriting Director, does not explain why items one and two — which concern a body of water approximately 7,600 miles from Helen, Georgia — are relevant to the company's exposure on the Chattahoochee. Asked about this, Liberty Mutual Commercial's media-relations office issued a one-sentence statement: "Underwriters make underwriting decisions."

CEO Statement

Cool River Tubing Chief Executive Officer Amos Redwine, in a prepared statement issued Tuesday evening, said the surcharge "reflects the evolving threat environment that our insurance partner has identified on the lower section of the Chattahoochee, and, through our partner's deep global book of risk, more broadly." Asked at a brief press availability in the Cool River parking lot whether he believed the U.S. Navy's action against Iran posed a measurable risk to Helen tubing operations, Mr. Redwine said: "I believe what our underwriter believes. Our underwriter believes it does. Therefore I do."

Mr. Redwine, asked a follow-up, added: "The premium is three-fifty per tube. This is a very small amount of money. It is, frankly, less than our customers currently pay for a novelty koozie."

Asked whether Cool River's competitor, Helen Tubing Company, would match the surcharge, Mr. Redwine declined to comment, citing "the cartel restrictions the White County Antitrust Memorandum of 2019 places on any discussion of pricing between the two operators."

Competitor Response

Helen Tubing Company's Chief Operating Officer, Marva Pritchett, reached by phone Wednesday, said the company had been "made aware" of Cool River's surcharge and was "evaluating our own coverage posture" with its carrier, Travelers. Pressed on whether Helen Tubing would also cite the Iranian blockade in any forthcoming rate filing, Ms. Pritchett said: "We are a Georgia tubing company. Our rate filings generally reference Georgia conditions."

She then paused. She then added: "But of course the international environment is a consideration. For any business."

What This Means For Floaters

A tuber redeeming a $19.95 single-tube rental at the Cool River ramp at 5:01 p.m. will, as of this week, pay a total of $23.45, plus Georgia sales tax of $1.64, for a total out-the-door cost of $25.09. That figure represents a 25.7% effective increase over the same rental redeemed at 4:59 p.m.

Liberty Mutual Commercial's filing does not indicate a termination date. The filing includes a provision for automatic surcharge adjustment — upward or downward — in proportion to "quarterly movements in the Joint War Committee's Listed Areas register, as published by the Lloyd's Market Association." The Joint War Committee's register is updated bi-weekly. The Chattahoochee River is not, at this filing, on the register. The Strait of Hormuz is.

The Chattahoochee Recreation Association, a trade group representing recreational float operators across the Southeast, declined to comment on the Cool River filing Tuesday. In a brief emailed statement, the association's executive director, Owen Peck, said: "The Chattahoochee is a recreational waterway. We consider this a commercial decision by a member in good standing."

The U.S. Department of State, asked for comment by Bavarian Brainrot via email Tuesday on whether the Cool River filing affected its Iran posture, has not responded as of press time.

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