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Cool River Tubing's Winter-Closure Report Documents, For The Seventeenth Consecutive January, Zero Floaters On The Chattahoochee. It Is Still A 138-Page Document.

On Friday, January 9, 2026, Cool River Tubing LLC filed with the White County Commercial Recreation Division its annual January Winter-Closure Report, a seven-section, 138-page document legally required of all licensed recreational-float operators in Georgia. The report, obtained by this publication via a routine Open Records Act request, documents zero completed float trips, zero ramp launches, zero tube rentals, zero sales of concession items, and zero customer interactions at Cool River's Helen facility for the period December 1, 2025, through December 31, 2025. It is the seventeenth consecutive January the company has filed a report of this kind.

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The front cover of Cool River Tubing LLC's Winter-Closure Report for December 2025, photographed on the counter of the White County Commercial Recreation Division, Monday morning. The cover is bound in blue vinyl with a 3M spine clip. It weighs, on the Division's mail scale, 2 pounds 8 ounces. (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Tasha Pemberton)

The Georgia Department of Natural Resources, Chapter 391-5-4 of the Georgia Administrative Code, requires that every licensed commercial- recreation-float operator in the state file, annually, within ten calendar days of the close of its "operational dormancy period," a Winter-Closure Report documenting, per the rule's enumeration: (a) all float-trip commencements within the reporting period; (b) all float-trip terminations within the reporting period; (c) all customer-facing transactions; (d) all equipment-in-service logs; (e) all safety incidents (and their dispositions); (f) all water-condition observations (daily); (g) the operator's statement of continued fitness.

The stated legislative purpose of the rule, per the General Assembly's 1994 recreation-safety bill that established it, was to ensure that commercial-float operators maintained continuous engagement with their regulatory environment, even during the months they were, in fact, legally prohibited from operating.

Cool River Tubing LLC, the larger of Helen's two commercial float operators, is legally prohibited from operating between the first Monday in November and the second Monday in May, per Chapter 391-5-4 and, redundantly, per the White County commercial-recreation ordinance at WCCO § 12-5-1(b).

Cool River Tubing has, nevertheless, filed its Winter-Closure Report every year since it began operations in 2009. The report for the December 2025 period runs to 138 pages. It is the seventeenth consecutive January in which it has done so.

The content

Section 1 of the report (pp. 1-22) documents, per the regulation's (a) item, the count of float-trip commencements during the reporting period. The number, shown in bold 18-point font on p. 3, is zero.

The remaining 19 pages of Section 1 consist of supporting material: a month-view calendar of each day of December 2025 (31 pages compressed onto 19 pages for efficiency), each day bearing the notation "NO COMMENCEMENTS."

Section 2 (pp. 23-38) documents float-trip terminations. The count is zero. The balance of the section consists of the same month-view calendar.

Section 3 (pp. 39-64), customer-facing transactions, reports zero. The supporting material includes a certified auditor's statement, on letterhead, from the firm Ballard & Associates, Cleveland, GA: "We have performed no substantive procedures because there were no transactions to audit."

Section 4 (pp. 65-92), equipment-in-service logs, lists each of Cool River's 2,400 inner tubes (by serial number) and confirms that each is, as of December 31, 2025, in storage at the company's Robertstown Road warehouse. Each tube is individually listed. The section does not, per the regulation's requirement, summarize.

Section 5 (pp. 93-108), safety incidents, is one line: "NONE." Followed by 15 pages of blank form templates, unfilled.

Section 6 (pp. 109-130), water-condition observations, reports daily readings from the U.S. Geological Survey's Chattahoochee-at-Helen gage (water temperature, flow rate, stage height, turbidity). These readings are taken automatically by USGS equipment, are publicly available, and are reproduced in the report without alteration. The section acknowledges, on page 129, that Cool River made no independent observations.

Section 7 (pp. 131-138), the operator's statement of continued fitness, reads, in full: "Cool River Tubing LLC remains commercially fit to resume commercial operations on the second Monday in May 2026, at which time it intends to do so."

The statement is signed by CEO Amos Redwine, notarized by a White County notary public, and dated January 8, 2026.

Commentary

Mr. Redwine, interviewed Friday afternoon at Cool River's Robertstown Road office, was asked why the company continues to produce a 138-page report when the regulation's minimum compliance could be satisfied by, effectively, a single-page statement of non-activity.

"The absence of activity is itself an activity," Mr. Redwine said. "We maintain our documentation standard. Our customers expect thoroughness. Our regulators expect thoroughness. Our lawyers expect thoroughness. I am not the person to introduce a break in the tradition."

Asked who, specifically, reads the report, Mr. Redwine said: "I submitted it to White County Commercial Recreation on Friday. White County Commercial Recreation has not, to my knowledge, read it. I have not read it. I have read Section 7."

Cool River's cost of producing the December 2025 Winter-Closure Report, per Mr. Redwine's estimate, was approximately $840 — $220 in the certified audit, $45 for the vinyl binder, $32 in printing, $120 in notarization and legal review, and approximately eight hours of Mr. Redwine's office manager's time at $55 an hour. This is the seventeenth such annual expenditure.

Mr. Redwine was asked, finally, whether he had considered filing a one-page report. He said he had not.

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