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Commissioner Henneman Introduces Resolution Modeled On The Italian Village Of Belcastro, Which Has Forbidden Its Residents From Getting Sick. The White County BOC Tabled It. Barely.

On Wednesday, January 14, 2026, White County Commissioner Dale Henneman — whose prior resolutions have, among other things, proposed pegging the Helen Glockenspiel's chimes to the Federal Reserve's meeting calendar and (separately) aligning its 6 p.m. chime to the settlement of ICE Brent crude futures — introduced, at the BOC's regularly scheduled Wednesday meeting, Resolution 2026-02: a nineteen-paragraph document modeled on an ordinance recently issued by the mayor of Belcastro, a village of 1,200 in Calabria, Italy. The Belcastro ordinance, announced by the village in December 2025, forbids residents from getting sick. Commissioner Henneman's resolution would have 'strongly discouraged' serious illness in unincorporated White County. The motion to table carried 3-2.

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Commissioner Dale Henneman at the dais of the White County BOC's Wednesday meeting, approximately 45 minutes before the 3-2 tabling vote on Resolution 2026-02. The document on the lectern (foreground) is the nineteen-paragraph resolution, printed single-sided on 20-lb county letterhead, bound with a single butterfly clip. (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Margaret Holcomb)

The Italian village of Belcastro — a hill town of approximately 1,200 residents in the Province of Catanzaro, Calabria, in the southern mainland of the Italian Republic — issued, on December 18, 2025, Ordinanza N. 2025/09, a three-paragraph mayoral directive signed by Mayor Antonio Torchia. The ordinance, per its English-language summary (the text is in Italian), formally discouraged residents from contracting illnesses that would require emergency medical intervention. The ordinance cited, as its basis, the village's distance from the nearest emergency-medical facility (approximately 30 kilometers, via a winding provincial road with no ambulance staging capacity) and the unreliability of the mobile telephone signal across the village's upper quarters.

The ordinance was, internationally, treated as a curiosity. It was covered by the Associated Press, BBC, La Repubblica, and several Italian-diaspora publications. It was not, to this publication's knowledge, formally adopted anywhere else.

On Wednesday, January 14, 2026, at the regularly scheduled meeting of the White County Board of Commissioners, held in the upstairs community room of the White County Historic Courthouse in Cleveland, Commissioner Dale Henneman — whose district (District 4) includes downtown Helen and who has introduced, in calendar year 2026 already, two prior resolutions of comparable institutional novelty — introduced Resolution 2026-02, a nineteen-paragraph document modeled in substance, though not in length, on the Belcastro ordinance.

The full text of Resolution 2026-02, per the version entered into the county clerk's record, opens:

"WHEREAS the Comune di Belcastro, in the Province of Catanzaro, Italy, has issued, by mayoral ordinance of December 18, 2025, a directive to its residents to refrain, so far as is within their individual power, from contracting serious illness; and WHEREAS this Board considers the said directive to be a prudent acknowledgement of the practical constraints on emergency-medical response in remote settings; and WHEREAS unincorporated White County, Georgia, while not remote in the absolute sense, is approximately forty-seven minutes by ambulance from the nearest Level I Trauma Center in Gainesville, Georgia; NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED: the White County Board of Commissioners strongly discourages the residents of unincorporated White County from contracting serious illness."

The balance of the resolution's nineteen paragraphs elaborated, at considerable length, on the specific kinds of illness most "discouraged" (stroke, myocardial infarction, serious communicable disease, major trauma), and affirmed that "the Board does not intend, by this resolution, to penalize any individual resident for contracting any of the discouraged illnesses; the resolution is hortatory in nature, and the Board remains committed to emergency response in the ordinary course."

The debate

The resolution was introduced at 7:31 p.m. Commissioner Henneman spoke in support for approximately four minutes, during which he described the Belcastro ordinance as "a model of civic candor." He concluded: "The people of White County are grown adults. They can be told, in the clearest terms, that the prudent course of action is to remain well."

Commissioner Reba Kinnison (District 3, Cleveland), who has dissented on Commissioner Henneman's three most-recent Glockenspiel-related resolutions, asked from the dais whether Commissioner Henneman had considered the possibility that the resolution, once entered into the public record, might generate a degree of popular amusement not consistent with the Board's institutional dignity.

Commissioner Henneman said: "The Italians have not been amused."

Commissioner Kinnison said: "The Italians have been amused. I have read three articles."

Commissioner Henneman said: "Those articles are in English."

The public comment period drew seven speakers. Of these, four spoke against the resolution (citing, variously, the resolution's "unhelpful tone," its "unnecessary adoption of a foreign-policy posture," and one speaker's concern that her elderly father, who has a heart condition, would "take it personally"). Three spoke in favor, though with qualifications; none enthusiastically.

The vote

At 8:47 p.m. Commissioner Kinnison moved to table Resolution 2026-02 for further study, specifically for "consultation with the White County Department of Public Health" before any further consideration. Commissioner Henneman objected that the motion to table was procedurally unnecessary, given the resolution's purely hortatory character.

The motion to table carried 3-2. Commissioners Kinnison, Burnside, and Pettigrew voted in favor; Commissioners Henneman and McVey voted against.

The resolution has, per the clerk's record, been placed on the agenda of the Board's February 11 meeting under "Old Business, Item 4(a)." The White County Department of Public Health has not, per its director Edwina Moakley, been formally consulted. Ms. Moakley, reached by phone Thursday morning, said: "I am comfortable commenting informally. Please advise your readers not to get sick. I support this."

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