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An ICE Deportation Officer, Acting Alone, Attempted To Serve A Removal Order On The Helen Welcome Center. The Welcome Center Is A Municipal Building. The Removal Order Was For A Goose.

At 2:14 p.m. Thursday, January 8, 2026, a single U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement deportation officer — identified per Helen PD's procedural incident report 2026-01-08-0341 as ICE Deportation Officer Brent Lowenstein, GS-11, El Centro regional detail — arrived at the Helen Welcome Center at 200 Bruckenstrasse, bearing a paper removal order, and informed Welcome Center Director Winslow Bach that he was there to 'execute a removal.' The named target of the removal, per the order's caption, was 'GOOSE (MALE, ADULT, UNIDENTIFIED),' last observed January 6 in the 200 block of Bruckenstrasse. Mr. Bach declined, citing both the improvised nature of the order and the fact that the goose does not live at the Welcome Center.

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The front entrance of the Helen Welcome Center, Thursday afternoon at approximately 3:30 p.m., approximately 75 minutes after ICE Deportation Officer Brent Lowenstein departed the building without the goose. A single sheet of paper (center of frame) remains taped to the inside of the glass door, posted by Mr. Bach approximately 20 minutes after the officer's departure. It reads: 'THE GOOSE IS NOT HERE.' (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Margaret Holcomb)

Welcome Center Director Winslow Bach was, at 2:13 p.m. Thursday, January 8, 2026, seated behind his desk in the Helen Welcome Center's back office, reviewing a list of municipal storm-drain grates due for inspection. He was not expecting visitors. At 2:14 p.m., per the subsequently compiled Helen PD incident report 2026-01-08-0341, the Welcome Center's front door opened. A man in a dark-navy windbreaker bearing the embroidered letters "ICE ERO" across the chest and back entered the lobby. He walked to the information desk. He showed a laminated badge. He said, to the morning attendant Marla Dowd, that he was here "to execute a removal."

Ms. Dowd, per her own subsequent account to Helen PD, did not initially understand the word "removal." She asked the officer to clarify. The officer produced, from a manila folder under his left arm, a single-page document. The document was captioned, in 16-point bold capitals:

NOTICE OF REMOVAL — U.S. IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT

Respondent: GOOSE (MALE, ADULT, UNIDENTIFIED) Last observed: 200 block of Bruckenstrasse, Helen, GA Date of last observation: January 6, 2026

The officer, whom Helen PD's report identifies as Deportation Officer Brent Lowenstein, GS-11, of ICE's Enforcement and Removal Operations field office in El Centro, California, asked Ms. Dowd to bring the goose to him.

Ms. Dowd, per her own account, said that the goose did not live at the Welcome Center. The officer, per the same account, said: "The goose was last observed in this building's direct vicinity. I am here to effect the removal. Please produce the goose."

Mr. Bach

Ms. Dowd walked to the back office. She opened Mr. Bach's door. She said, in full: "Winslow, there is an ICE officer here for the goose."

Mr. Bach, per his own subsequent account to this publication, said: "The male or the female."

Ms. Dowd said: "Male."

Mr. Bach got up from his desk.

Mr. Bach emerged from the back office at 2:17 p.m. He approached the information desk. He introduced himself. He examined the removal order. He asked Deportation Officer Lowenstein to clarify the basis on which the federal Immigration and Nationality Act, 8 U.S.C. § 1101 et seq., permitted the removal of a native-to-Northeast-Georgia Canada goose (Branta canadensis) from the Helen municipal right-of-way to a civil-immigration detention facility.

Officer Lowenstein produced a second document, which he asserted was "an internal ERO memo." The memo stated, per the Helen PD report quoting Mr. Bach's recollection of it: "All male wild birds, as of January 5, are subject to the same priority-removal schedule as human respondents absent a substantiated LPR documentation claim."

Mr. Bach asked to keep the document. Officer Lowenstein declined.

Helen PD response

Mr. Bach, per his account, then declined to produce the goose. He also declined to permit Officer Lowenstein to search the Welcome Center for the goose. He indicated, politely, that he would be calling the Helen Police Department to request a procedural consultation.

Officer Lowenstein, informed of this, did not protest. He stood, approximately four feet from the information desk, in the lobby, for approximately eleven minutes, during which time he re-read his removal order twice.

Helen PD Chief Darius Pritchett and Officer Dennis Vega arrived at 2:31 p.m. Officer Vega remained in the lobby. Chief Pritchett conferred with Officer Lowenstein privately in the Welcome Center's side conference room for approximately 14 minutes. Neither officer has disclosed the content of the conversation.

At 2:45 p.m. Officer Lowenstein departed the Welcome Center. He did not take any goose with him. He did not take any documents. He did not speak further to Mr. Bach or Ms. Dowd.

The goose

The male Canada goose most recently observed in the 200 block of Bruckenstrasse — per the Helen Welcome Center's public pedestrian log, which tracks goose sightings informally — is typically in the park between the Welcome Center and the Chattahoochee pedestrian bridge between the hours of 8 a.m. and approximately 11 a.m., weather permitting. He was not on the premises at any point during Officer Lowenstein's visit. He was, at 2:14 p.m., per a subsequently verified account from Mr. Gunter Maier of Hofer's of Helen, in the side garden of Hofer's, 42 feet west of Bruckenstrasse, 68 feet north of the Welcome Center's front door.

The goose has not been observed at the Welcome Center at any point between Thursday afternoon and this filing. Mr. Bach has taped to the front door of the Welcome Center a sheet of paper reading, in 72-point capitals, "THE GOOSE IS NOT HERE."

Officer Lowenstein's home office, ICE ERO El Centro, has not responded to this publication's Friday-morning request for comment.

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