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A Cleveland Food Lion Customer Mistook A Sautee Retiree For Nicolás Maduro And Attempted A Citizen's Arrest. The Retiree Was In Aisle Seven. He Was Buying Grits.

At 11:47 a.m. Saturday, January 3, 2026 — approximately four hours after the U.S. Department of Defense announced the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife Cilia Flores at the presidential palace in Caracas — a customer at the Cleveland Food Lion on South Main Street, White County, Georgia, attempted to restrain Mr. Herschel Pike, 72, of Sautee, in aisle seven of the store, on the belief that Mr. Pike was Mr. Maduro. Mr. Pike was, at the time, selecting a five-pound bag of stone-ground grits. He was wearing a navy-blue windbreaker.

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Aisle seven of the Cleveland Food Lion, South Main Street, Saturday afternoon, approximately two hours after the incident. The five-pound bag of Hoover's Stone-Ground Grits at the center of the aisle (foreground) was the bag Mr. Pike had been selecting. It remained on the floor until White County sheriff's deputies cleared the scene at 12:47 p.m. (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Margaret Holcomb)

Mr. Herschel Pike, 72, of 118 Fern Hollow Road, Sautee, Georgia, has been a White County resident since 1973. He is a retired industrial engineer (Lockheed Martin, Marietta plant, 1981-2012). He has lived at his current address, with his wife Mabel, since 1988. He has shopped at the Cleveland Food Lion at 2040 South Main Street, on Saturday mornings, per his own account, "for the better part of three decades."

At 11:47 a.m. on Saturday, January 3, 2026 — approximately four hours after the United States Department of Defense, in a 6:00 a.m. Eastern press briefing, announced that U.S. special-operations forces had, following airstrikes on military installations in northern Venezuela, arrested Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife Cilia Flores at the Miraflores presidential palace in Caracas — Mr. Pike was standing in aisle seven (rice, grits, dried beans) of the Cleveland Food Lion, examining a five-pound bag of Hoover's Stone-Ground Yellow Grits.

He was wearing a navy-blue windbreaker (Columbia brand, water-resistant nylon), khaki slacks, and white New Balance walking shoes.

At 11:48 a.m., per the store's interior security footage, a customer — subsequently identified by White County deputies as Mr. Brent Corveau, 41, of Cleveland — approached Mr. Pike from the rear. Mr. Corveau placed both hands on Mr. Pike's shoulders, turned him to face forward, took a step back, and, in a voice several other shoppers subsequently described to this reporter as "excited" and "confident," said: "Señor Maduro, you are under citizen's arrest."

Mr. Pike, who does not speak Spanish, was, per his subsequent account to the Sheriff's deputies, "not Venezuelan at any point in my life."

The resemblance

This reporter has, for the purpose of this article, examined both men. Mr. Pike stands 5'11", weighs approximately 215 pounds, has a full head of gray hair (receded at the temples), a gray mustache (bushy), and wears wire-frame glasses. Mr. Maduro, per his publicly available photographs prior to his January 3 arrest, stood approximately 6'2", weighed approximately 230 pounds, had dark hair and a dark full mustache, and did not wear glasses.

The resemblance, this reporter submits for the record, is limited to the mustache.

The encounter

Mr. Corveau, per the deputies' subsequent interview with him at the White County Sheriff's Office, said he had, approximately 30 minutes before entering the Food Lion, stopped at the RaceTrac gas station at the intersection of South Main and Cleveland Highway. A news ticker was displayed, per store convention, on the top portion of the gas pump's advertising screen. The ticker displayed a headline — Mr. Corveau said he was "pretty sure" it was a CNN ticker — reading "BREAKING: PRESIDENT MADURO TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AT MIRAFLORES."

Mr. Corveau, per his own statement, "drove straight to the Food Lion" to buy milk. Upon entering aisle seven, he observed Mr. Pike. He observed Mr. Pike's mustache. He "put two and two together."

Mr. Corveau did not, he conceded, consider that the U.S. Department of Defense had already confirmed Mr. Maduro's arrest in Venezuela — approximately 2,000 miles from Cleveland, Georgia — four hours prior.

The citizen's-arrest attempt lasted, per the store footage, approximately 14 seconds. Mr. Pike, once he understood what was occurring, said: "Son, I am not the president of anywhere." Mr. Corveau's grip loosened. A nearby shopper, Mrs. Edna Whitfield of Demorest, said at this point: "I believe that is Herschel Pike of Sautee."

Mr. Corveau, per his statement to deputies, then said: "Oh, God."

Disposition

Mr. Pike did not press charges. Mr. Corveau was issued a Notice of Lawful Encounter by the White County Sheriff's Office, a non-arrest administrative record which may be used as evidence in future matters but does not, at issuance, itself constitute a charge. Mr. Corveau purchased the milk. He went home.

Mr. Pike, interviewed Saturday evening at his home, was unshaken. He expressed only one concern: "He made me drop the grits. That bag was on sale. I am not going back today."

Mrs. Pike, asked whether she planned to shop in Mr. Pike's stead, said: "I will. And I will keep my eye out."

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