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Mice Have Breached The Helen PD Evidence Locker. The Evidence Is Alcohol. The Mice Appear To Be Adjusting.

At approximately 6:14 a.m. Thursday, January 15, 2026, Helen Police Officer Dennis Vega, arriving for his morning shift at the Helen Police Department's 726 Main Street headquarters, observed what he later described to this reporter as 'a lot of activity' in the department's evidence locker — a 40-square-foot climate-controlled room located off the department's rear hallway, containing at that moment approximately 118 separate evidence inventory items including, per the department's chain-of-custody log, fourteen intact bottles of distilled spirits and two partially consumed twelve-packs of Kölsch-style lager. The activity was not departmental. The activity was mice.

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The Helen Police Department evidence locker, photographed through the glass observation window in the locker's steel door, Thursday afternoon at approximately 2:30 p.m. Four mice are visible in the frame; three are stationary, one is moving in the direction of the fourteenth-from-bottom shelf. The fourteenth-from-bottom shelf contains, per the department's chain-of-custody log, the distilled-spirits inventory. (Photo: Bavarian Brainrot / Connor McAllister)

The Helen Police Department evidence locker is a steel-framed 40- square-foot climate-controlled room located at the rear of the department's 726 Main Street headquarters. It was installed in 1987, renovated in 2004, and has, since renovation, been maintained at a constant temperature of 65°F and a relative humidity of 42%, per the chain-of-custody requirements of Georgia Evidence Code § 24-8-19 for the long-term retention of physical-evidence items. The locker is monitored by a single digital thermometer and a humidity gauge, both of which, per Chief Darius Pritchett, have been in continuous operation without alarm since 2004. Access to the locker is controlled by a four-digit PIN, which is rotated quarterly.

At 6:14 a.m. Thursday, January 15, 2026, Officer Dennis Vega, Helen PD's sole full-time patrol officer, opened the locker for his standard Thursday-morning inventory-verification rotation. The verification involves a walking review of the locker's six wall- mounted shelves, cross-checked against the department's chain-of- custody log. Officer Vega has been performing this Thursday rotation since his 2018 hire.

This Thursday, per his own subsequent account, he "immediately observed motion on the fourteenth-from-bottom shelf."

The fourteenth-from-bottom shelf of the evidence locker holds, per the chain-of-custody log as of Thursday morning:

  • Fourteen (14) intact bottles of distilled spirits (Item IDs 2025-EV-0341 through 2025-EV-0354), seized during a November 2025 traffic stop on Robertstown Road following a crash involving an unlicensed 2004 Ford Ranger;

  • Two (2) partially consumed twelve-packs of Stone Brewing Kölsch- style lager (Item IDs 2025-EV-0355 and 2025-EV-0356), seized during a September 2025 noise-complaint investigation on Upper Edelweiss Strasse (no charges filed, pending owner claim which was never filed);

  • One (1) unopened 750 mL bottle of Riesling (Item ID 2026-EV-0012), seized during a January 4, 2026 domestic-assistance call (no charges, pending owner claim);

  • Four (4) additional items unrelated to alcohol (chain-of-custody confidential as of this filing).

  • The motion Officer Vega observed was, per his own account, four to seven small rodents — the count was difficult to confirm due to what he described as "purposeful motion" on the part of the rodents — moving among the alcohol items.

    The response

    Officer Vega closed the locker door. He secured the door with the locker's secondary mechanical lock. He called Chief Pritchett, who arrived at the headquarters at 6:47 a.m. Chief Pritchett examined the locker through the door's glass observation window. He confirmed the presence of rodents. He counted, per his own memo filed that afternoon, "at least five, possibly seven, field mice (Mus musculus probable)." He also observed that none of the bottles were, at the moment of observation, broken.

    He called White County Pest Control at 7:14 a.m.

    White County Pest Control Division Director Marcella Ender arrived at 8:05 a.m. She inspected the locker from the observation window. She asked Chief Pritchett whether any of the bottles were, as of Thursday morning, cracked, chipped, or otherwise compromised in a way that would be releasing volatile ethanol into the locker's interior air. Chief Pritchett said he did not know. Ms. Ender asked him to read back the locker's chain-of-custody log for the fourteenth-from-bottom shelf. He read it back. She listened.

    She then said: "Chief, I don't want you to move anything. I want you to leave it exactly as it is. I need to think about this."

    Ms. Ender declined, on Thursday, to elaborate on her reasoning. She left the premises at 8:40 a.m. She returned, Friday morning, with two colleagues from White County Pest Control and one colleague from the Georgia Department of Natural Resources (Northeast Region wildlife specialist Calvin Wyatt, who is, this publication notes, the same Ranger Calvin Pope referenced in our April 16 piece on the Anna Ruby Falls meteorite — Ranger Pope/Wyatt uses both surnames professionally, per the regional office). The four specialists observed the locker, together, for approximately twenty minutes through the glass. They did not enter the locker. They left.

    The hypothesis

    Ms. Ender returned my Friday-afternoon call at 4:14 p.m. Her working hypothesis, she explained, is that one or more of the spirits bottles had, at some point in the past, sustained a micro-fracture too small to be visually obvious but sufficient to slowly release ethanol vapor into the locker's static air. Over time — possibly weeks, possibly months — the vapor had accumulated. Mice with an existing access pathway into the locker (which Ms. Ender has not yet identified) had, over successive visits, become acclimated to the elevated ethanol atmosphere. By the time Officer Vega opened the locker Thursday morning, the mice "were doing what they do in that environment."

    Asked to clarify what, specifically, the mice were doing, Ms. Ender paused for approximately three seconds. She then said: "They were adjusting."

    The locker, as of Saturday, remains sealed. The chain-of-custody on the fourteen-from-bottom shelf has not been, per Chief Pritchett, "administratively compromised." Ms. Ender expects to present a recommended intervention plan to Chief Pritchett on Monday.

    The department's Thursday-morning inventory-verification rotation has, for the week of January 18-24, been suspended.

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